eyesonthestar:

The AC is broken and the best place to sit is the floor.

BONUS:

make another bad joke and i will throw all your things out the window.

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some people never learn.

I’d rather you not reblog my art than remove my comments, thank you.

darkness-matters:

teastars:

breebird33:

wessasaurus-rex:

The first time i saw this vine, i laughed so hard. 

YESSS MY FAVORITE!!!!

I ALMOST SHOVED MY COMPUTER OFF MY DESK OH GOD

I said that this couldn’t be that great.

I was so wrong.

(Source: lanactrlaltdelrey)

365daysofhalloween:

simplyringrose:

#witchy #ouija #horrorpunk #gothgoth

That is a great outfit. My god.

caitiward:

Emma.

Most hated signs from most to least

holybolognajabronies:

ladyluna13:

australiansall-letusreblog:

ladyluna13:

Virgo
Aquarius
Capricorn
Gemini
Cancer
Pisces
Scorpio
Sagitarius
Leo
Libra
Taurus
Aries

this seriously upsets me wtf is wrong w u

Lmao. Shut up

Pisces.. right in the middle

Yeah well us Virgo’s don’t like you either fuck face

m1ddle3arth:

swiggetyswairiamachair:

davestriderhatesstrexcorp:

iicy2wag:

titfuckingcanoftuna:

honkhonkmiracles:

I squish boobs and grant miracles.

Oh fuck.

I freeze people whenever I say ‘Icy Swag’.

ummmm?

I can turn into a chair.
I am Slughorn.

I am a country…

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(Source: zeekayart)

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hypotheticalyiff:

peetamellarkeys:

birdthenerd:

I have never reblogged something so fast in my life

it’s exactly what you think it is

paulsrockinpagoda:

paulsrockinpagoda:

presidentobarna:

leaf-jelly:

131-di:

illogicalhumanoid:

brickiestsurgeon:

131-di:

the contrabass saxophone is such an absurd instrument

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talk dirty to me

Have ya’ll seen the double contrabass flute before???

reblogging my own post because what in the fuck

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i give you the contrabass tuba. Why is it real. I dont know.

Know what’s even better?

HYPERBASS FLUTE

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my counter:

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piccolo trombone 

I WON

look at my blog i made myself a new background ( and changed so colors)

I changed my url i like this one

i’m changing my url

i wanna change my url

does anyone have the post going around about how to write a resume if you have no experiance?

gottalovethosecostcomuffins:

What a fucking treasure.

gaysociallink:

hey guys remember when you played brawl with friends and then this item would spawn in

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and then fun times would immediately turn into either the feeling of unspeakable fear or the sensation of having overwhelming power in your hands